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Lady and Girl Read Carefully and Take Care

Lady and Girl Read Carefully and Take Care The 5 Questions Women Ask What are you thinking - Do you love me - Do I look fat - Do

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Lady and Girl Read Carefully and Take Care

The 5 Questions Women Ask

What are you thinking -
Do you love me -
Do I look fat -
Do you think she is prettier than me -
What would you do if I died -
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What makes these questions so bad is that every one is
guaranteed to explode into a major argument and/or
divorce if the man does not answer properly, which is
to say dishonestly. For example:
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What are you thinking The proper answer to this -
question, of course, is, "I'm sorry if I've been
pensive, dear. I was just reflecting on what a warm,
wonderful, caring, thoughtful, intelligent, beautiful
woman you are and what a lucky guy I am to have met
you
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Obviously, this statement bears no resemblance
whatsoever to what the guy was really thinking at the

time, which was most likely one of five things::
a. x-udball
b. Football
c. How fat you are.
d. How much prettier she is than you.
e. How he would spend the insurance money if you died.
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Do you love me?" The correct answer to this -
question is, "Yes." For those guys who feel the need
to be more elaborate, you may answer, "Yes, dear."

Wrong answers include:
a. I suppose so.
b. Would it make you feel better if I said yes.
c. That depends on what you mean by "love".
d. Does it matter?
e. Who, me?
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Do I look fat?" The correct male response to this -
question is to confidently and emphatically state,
"No, of course not" and then quickly leave the room.

Wrong answers include:
a. I wouldn't call you fat, but I wouldn't call you
thin either.
b. Compared to what?
c. A little extra weight looks good on you.
d. I've seen fatter.
e. Could you repeat the question? I was thinking about
your insurance policy.
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Do you think she's prettier than me?" The "she" in -
the question could be an ex-girlfriend, a passer-by
you were starring at so hard that you almost caused a
traffic accident or an actress in a movie you just
saw. In any case, the correct response is, "No, you
are much prettier."
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Wrong answers include:
a. Not prettier, just pretty in a different way.
b. I don't know how one goes about rating such things.
c. Yes, but I bet you have a better personality.
d. Only in the sense that she's younger and thinner.
e. Could you repeat the question? I was thinking about
your insurance policy.
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What would you do if I died -
Correct answer:
"Dearest love, in the event of your untimely demise,
life would cease to have meaning for me and I would
perforce hurl myself under the front tires of the
first Domino's Pizza truck that came my way."

Lady and Girl Read Carefully Take Care

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well u must be honest in answering such questions otherwise the reelationship would not be built on honesty basis

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